English problem with I am God

I’ve got it in for the English language – sometimes it makes me so mad!
That we should have to dance around a simple statement lest the whole world misconstrue it!
You can look at a solitary wave and declare effusively “Behold the ocean!”
Was the wave being pretentious?
But you’d think the sky would fall if you said something so presumptuous as “I am God”!
What else could you be, given the fact that God is All?
I blame it on English rather than the idiots who deliberately choose to assign it such an asinine connotation.
I am the presence of God.
I am the be-ing of God.
I am the Light of God.
I am the action of God.
I am the feeling of God.
I am the Christ of God.
I am the I am of God.
I am the fullness of God.
Happy?
Always a gossamer veil … .