Jesus, I got boo-boo!

“Awareness of God’s ever-presence will surely heal you.”
TODDLER: W-a-a-a-a-h, I got boo-boo :'(
“You don’t need to do anything, just open your consciousness to the realm of the eternal.”
TODDLER: W-a-a-a-a-h, my tummy hurts!
“God loves you and lives on the inside of you!”
TODDLER: W-a-a-a-a-h, W-a-a-a-a-h, W-a-a-a-a-h!!!
○○●●● A NEW STRATEGY DAWNS ●●●○○
TODDLER: W-a-a-a-a-h, W-a-a-a-a-h.
“Did you know you can talk to Jesus and he will talk to you?”
TODDLER: Jesus, I got boo-boo!
Jesus: You tell boo-boo to go bye-bye cuz you’re busy talking to Jesus.
TODDLER: Hahahaha! Boo-boo all gone!